As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
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