he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
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