some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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