That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
i will never coherently bang her
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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