Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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