tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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