You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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