Me too!
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
