is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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