I would go down on you faster than GM stock
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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