I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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