problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
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