I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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