Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
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