hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I wish i was in the wii world.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
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