How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Randomize
