please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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