Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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