he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
A bitchslap is in order.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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