hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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