Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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