That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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