:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
