How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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