508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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