bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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