This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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