so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Mom said you looked used
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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