fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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