Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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