she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Randomize
