i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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