Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Randomize
