Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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