All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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