i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
