Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Alive.
So much puke
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
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