Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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