We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
Randomize
