i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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