just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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