what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
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