SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
high people should be assigned attendants
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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