I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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