Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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