you would pick up someone in the library
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
I'm having to shit out rocks
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