Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Randomize
