Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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