He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
A bitchslap is in order.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
Shame - the story of my life.
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