real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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