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you win
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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