Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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