hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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