whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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