i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
She needs sedatives and a leash
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
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