I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
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Wipe that smile off your face.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Girls should come with a carfax report
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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